Monday, August 31, 2009

# 305


What? I know you think this stumpy old monster is just that: old and all stumped out.
It isn't true. He uses the scout's code against him...hanging out around busy intersections waiting for unsuspecting boy scouts to come along and help him across. Sadly, only one of them will get to the other side.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Sunday, August 30, 2009

# 304


Matt stared deep into the monitor. Hidden messages scrolled through his mind and he was no longer himself. Matt was gone and a strange red-topped fiend was all that remained.
Ink and colored pencil on Strathmore watercolor paper, 13" x 9 1/2"

Saturday, August 29, 2009

# 303


Scientists say that microscopic organisms are on and around us all day long wherever we go. Much like a Pilot fish riding along with a shark, these scumbly chubby buggers are lurking alongside us humans. they eat those organisms and love the free meal.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Friday, August 28, 2009

# 302


Goblin llamas are tall and mean.
Somehow all of the charm of being a llama is gone and they turn rotten...shifty too. It's just sad.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Thursday, August 27, 2009

# 301


Skazzak
Skazzaaaaaaaak!
You hear a noise coming from the waterline. You just know that whatever it is is coming to eat your head!
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 3 1/2" x 2 1/2" (aceo)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

# 300


Observe closely this fine example of the miniature troll. This tiny marauder is capable of doing enormous harm to both living and inanimate objects.
be on your guard and never sleep with your mouth open. They like to crawl inside and set up camp. you'll know he's there when the bonfire gets started.
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 3 1/2" x 2 1/2" (aceo)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

# 299


Who doesn't love some KARATE!!! every now and again?
KAPLOWEE!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 8" x 10"

Monday, August 24, 2009

# 298


Fire is the best way.
Always the best way.
Must be fire.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 5" x 7"

Sunday, August 23, 2009

# 297


The Blueberry Titan is having one of their "dark" days. They're practically oozing irritability and meanness from every giant pore.
With only 2 hands and feet for 9 heads why wouldn't they
feel a bit gypped too?
Farms and towns in the Blueberry Titan's path should be abandoned immediately.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 10" x 8"

Saturday, August 22, 2009

# 296


Chubby nomads like this make their way through the toxic combustible post-apocalyptic static that surrounds their home.
It is the year 6742 and they have no idea that they were once human beings. Our progeny seem to have paid the price for our environmental sins. Strangely though, they seem to thrive in a poisonous cloud of doom and love every minute of it. Goggles are very precious.
ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Friday, August 21, 2009

# 295


It happened again.
Dad nodded off and the children are fighting already. It seems like they're always at each others' throats!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Thursday, August 20, 2009

# 294


Heather woke up in the middle of the night. She looked at the closet, rubbed her eyes, and went back to sleep. Everything felt all snuggly, safe, and sound knowing the little man in the closet was only a dream.
The little purple man in the closet sighed with relief. he'd made it one more night without being discovered for real.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

# 293


The pink goat lizard is an excellent creature. It is a super fighter and also specializes in getting into tight spaces (no matter how contorted and convoluted the space is) and crushing their opponents at Yahtzee.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

# 292


Gordon looked down at you in the same sorry way he always does.
It wouldn't matter if you are an enormous tentacled destroyer of cities and eater of souls. The captain of all demons looks up to no one. On top of that he is always lit with an eerie upward glow.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Monday, August 17, 2009

# 291


Just imagine the sound that this thing makes!
Ooh, what was that rustling outside in the bushes? Are you actually still just sitting there?
Ink and colored pencil beige mat board, 7" x 5"

Sunday, August 16, 2009

# 290


Three of the knobbiest old haggedy witches live in the woods. Their blind eyes curse the bright blur that is their daytime reality so they only come out at night. The witches' friendly display is a ruse so don't be lured in...they only love themselves.
Ink and colored pencil on beige mat board, 5" x 7"

Saturday, August 15, 2009

# 289


You've had a hard day at work: tearing it up and smashing it down.
Take a load off and catch some z's. You're a scrapigator...tomorrow is another day and there's no limit to the trouble you can get into.
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 2 1/2" x 3 1/2" (ACEO)

Friday, August 14, 2009

# 288


Corporate business-class robot monsters are the worst. Not only are they dangerous but also cryptic and often quite shiny. Are you more impressed with this robot's golden tie or evil binary manifesto?
Ink and colored pencil on white mat board, 7" x 5"
Thanks for the suggestion Geoff!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

# 287


Say hello to Sasquatch's neurotic cousin Arney.
Please do it quietly...
Ink and colored pencil on beige mat board, 7" x 5"

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

# 286


Vulture slugs don't really fly but they do a sort of extended flop from one slime covered spot to another. They splat into a messy landing and continue to scavenge for delightfully disgusting snackages.
Ink and colored pencil on red mat board, 2 1/2" x 3 1/2" (ACEO)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

# 285


When the hot summer sun rises to a mere 50 feet over the ground in August, my body is drawn to the air conditioning like a moth to flame. Having done this for too too long, the yard is reaching (what we in the biz like to call) meadow status. As I attempted to cut the grass, I found that the shaggedy greenery had taken on a mind of its own and wasn't about to sit idly by and be mowed.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 8" x 10"

Monday, August 10, 2009

# 284


You're a monster.
Hoot, howl, holler, yell, scream, groan, and roar like you mean it!
Ink and Colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 6" x 9"

Sunday, August 9, 2009

# 283


Although monsters are not people, they have their own way of doing things.
A regular guy might come home from a hard day at the job and have a beer. This monster comes home after a hard night of damage and mayhem and treats himself to a fine glass of brandy. Who's to say who is better...or more dignified?
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 10" x 8"

Saturday, August 8, 2009

# 282


It's true that many monsters eat people.
Although that's fact, it doesn't mean that they are undiscerning boorish slobs who will eat anything and anyone. Why shouldn't monsters have standards too?
Why would a self-respecting monsters eat some bony cruddy finger tips or nasty over-squishy spoiled eyeballs?
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Friday, August 7, 2009

# 281


Magic paint is an awful substance. My once true and obedient brush is now transformed in to a cruel she-beast with an insatiable appetite for wet paint and shiny clean fingers! Good luck finishing the paint in the basement now!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 6" x 9"

Thursday, August 6, 2009

# 280


Stand back monster lovers...it's a Ducky Dragon!
At 12 feet long, the Ducky Dragon spends its days eating some favorite foods including licorice, lions, and lasagna. Luckily they are easily repelled by anything that makes a squeaking sound so keep your squeakers handy!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

# 279


You know good things are going to happen when the undead get together.
They'll smash stuff, groan and mutter unintelligibly, and eat others and themselves. That's how they do!
This zombie is still loving un-life...exposed brain and all.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

# 278


No it isn't just a defunct old skeleton...of mysterious origins.
This relic was actually a skillfully camouflaged peaceful herbivore. They survived by appearing to be dangerous. Sadly, their main source of food died off and they ended up eating each other into oblivion.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"

Monday, August 3, 2009

# 277


This is the mother of all monster headaches.
My head is going to ex-PLODE!
Ink and colored pencil on tan mat board, 7" x 5"

Sunday, August 2, 2009

# 276


Kitten Kollector is always trudging about on his padded stumps. Always looking for the same thing. Always searching for KITTENS! No one really knows what he does with them though.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

# 275


Zombie-demon vs. squidboy staring match!
Do
not
make
a
sound
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"