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Know your footwear.
Once these sneakers are on and the laces are tied, shoe monsters spring to life. They quickly knot the laces to keep themselves attached. When there's no longer any chance of escape, the shoe monsters begin the worst case scenario for the wearer. they go hunting for meat.
You're meat.
What size shoe are you?
Acrylic and paint pen on Vans Men: 8 Women: 9.5
Jennifer is a creature from deep beneath the waves. She loves to walk up to shallower water and blast her sonic scream at the tourists. Jenny also enjoys long naps in deep trenches and playing solo Marco Polo.
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 5" x 7"
Deep in the rainforest lives a giant and deadly cat that no one ever speaks of. The four-legged beast scampers among the dense jungle floor blending into it's surroundings. When it's too late the green demon yells "BOO!" and then laughs and laughs. Then when the laughter stops, the hunting begins.
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 7" x 5"
Sure you know what that is.
It's a Slack-Jawed Gawker.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"
When the hot summer sun rises to a mere 50 feet over the ground in August, my body is drawn to the air conditioning like a moth to flame. Having done this for too too long, the yard is reaching (what we in the biz like to call) meadow status. As I attempted to cut the grass, I found that the shaggedy greenery had taken on a mind of its own and wasn't about to sit idly by and be mowed.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 8" x 10"
Here we have the King of the Pigmen. Relaxed and well fed in an impenetrable fortress. His subjects call him "Malum Rex" (or else) but in private he prefers "Steve" (What kind of rap name is Steve?).
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 8" x 10"
When Heather was a little monster she wanted, more than anything in the world, to have pink hair. Who would argue with a temperamental Uniclops?
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 9" x 6"
Every day is an exercise in excellence for this charming fellow. He'll ramble on into the room, put on a show, and take no prisoners. Captivated viewers soon become unwilling props in the performance.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 7" x 5"
One-eyed chompy Jammers romp around excitedly planning who to eat next. They look and then they eat. They look and then they eat!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 8" x 10"
The beast grew green with envy and ready to do anything possible to get what it wanted. There really wasn't anywhere left to hide it.
Ink and colored pencil on mat board, 6" x 4"
A dangerous spy with many eyes! It peers out from dim shadowy alleyways and tracks your every move. Each step making you tastier and tastier!
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 5" x 7"
Are you ready for a knife fight with a naked cyclops?
He is. It is all he thinks about.
Ink and colored pencil on Mi-Teintes pastel paper, 10" x 8"
It's a cool cloudy night just after a wild spring rainstorm complete with hail and plenty of giant raindrops. Something goes bump and startles your dreamy sleep. Go back to bed...it's only someone getting a snack.
Ink and colored pencil on gray mat board, 9" x 6"
This is exactly why a little girl should not go out picking Tulips on her own:
Green zombies prefer the tougher meat of older people. Now their lunch is all soft and ruined.
Paint pens on a vintage book page about Switzerland, 8 1/2" x 6 1/2"
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